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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

lindsaylohoean:

"hey since you’re here can you come help me with this"

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"i’ll give you money if you do"

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so